Wednesday, September 14, 2005

Hit Me Baby One More Time...Britney Has Baby.

I feel guilty for posting this, but can we really be a pop-culture blog without mentioning that Britney Spears/Federline has given birth to a baby boy.

I wonder if Federline, in some bizarre desire to create and Oedipal monster, will make the boy watch reruns of the Britney era Mickey Mouse Club followed by Britney Videos and Crossroads and finally show the kid Kaotic just to demonstrate how much his parents love one another?

On second thought, that would just make the kid suicidal. They had better stick to Madonna's kids book.

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