Monday, August 13, 2012

In Preparation for Gen Con, I Have Joined the BDCA Network

That's right, I am a certified member of the the Dungeon Bastard's own Badass Dungeon Crushers Association.

Unlike the many who have been Judged Unworthy due to caring about things like "acting" and "plot" and "fair-play," I am one of the elite!

As an Official Member, I am now entitled to:
  • Smack talk any character at the table who is shorter than your character.
  • Invoke your Badass Aura of Awesome which gives you 10 temporary hit points and a +2 to attack and damage for the next 2d4 rounds.
  • Once per combat, declare any dice result you don’t care for to be a “cocked dice” and immediately re-roll.
  • Ignore any phrase the DM says that does not include the words “initiative,” “armor class,” “damage,” or “treasure.”
  • Respond to any inquiry about your health, well-being, or mental state with the simple, muttered rejoinder of: “I’m crushing it.”

Barbarian Rage!

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

At just over five and a half foot in height, I now fear being around a table with you. Sounds like a fun little group, and I wish you many hours of crushing.