Stop What Your are Doing Immediately!

And head on over to the King Kong Trailer. Like Kong, the trailer is huge and will take some time to download, but it is totally worth it.

I know, I know, you're saying, "But this is just the umpteenth remake, why should I watch this one?"

Good Question. Quick answer, Peter Jackson, and not because he directed Lord of the Rings, but because his has directed numerous exploitation films. Remember Meet the Feebles? You should. Dead Alive? Bad Taste? No?

Well get off your ass and stop watching that Mark Dornford-May (U-Carmen e-Khayelitsha ?)film you have been told you must see by your overly pretentious friends told you is a must see. After all Roland Emmerich, you know of Godzilla fame, was the jury president for the Berlin Film Festival, so Dornford-May's adaptation of Carmen can wait. (Anyone with any sense knows that King Kong beats Godzilla! Especially a giant iguana Godzilla!) And go to the video store to see these classics of true independant cinema.

Then come back and watch the Kong Trailer after which you can return to the intellectual story. But we do have to do things in the proper order now...dont' we?