Showing posts with label The Asylum. Show all posts
Showing posts with label The Asylum. Show all posts

Monday, November 23, 2009

Traci Lords is Dejah Thoris!


From the folks at The Asylum, those masters of Mockbuster films, comes A Princess of Mars.

Antonio Sabato Jr. is John Carter.

Traci Lords is Dejah Thoris.

I cannot make this up.

Hey Disney! This is what happens when you take forever with a public domain property.

The Asylum version of A Princess of Mars comes out on December 29, 2009. I don't care how mind-numbingly bad this is. I must own it. I must own it.



Thanks to Bill Cunningham for the tip.