From the folks at The Asylum, those masters of Mockbuster films, comes A Princess of Mars.
Antonio Sabato Jr. is John Carter.
Traci Lords is Dejah Thoris.
I cannot make this up.
Hey Disney! This is what happens when you take forever with a public domain property.
The Asylum version of A Princess of Mars comes out on December 29, 2009. I don't care how mind-numbingly bad this is. I must own it. I must own it.
Thanks to Bill Cunningham for the tip.
