Life of Brian

'Why are you always on about women, Stan?'

'I want to be one.'

'What?'

'I want to be a woman. From now on, I want you all to call me 'Loretta'.'

'What?!'

'It's my right as a man.'

'Well, why do you want to be Loretta, Stan?'

'I want to have babies.'

'You want to have babies?!'

'It's every man's right to have babies if he wants them.'

'But... you can't have babies.'

'Don't you oppress me.'

'I'm not oppressing you, Stan. You haven't got a womb! Where's the foetus going to gestate?! You're going to keep it in a box?!'"